Muck Magnet

I think I may have coined a new phase, as I sit here waiting for my in laws to turn up (late as usual). Unusually the house is spotless, a state which appears not to appeal to my toddler, who much prefers to return things to a state of randomness. So Muck or Mess magnet, which seems to suit him perfectly. Still at least he has a perfectly clean and dribble free t shirt and a smart bib, so granny can get some nice photos.